To many veggies,
Or eating to fast,
could possibly give you,
A lot of gas.
So moderate the veggies,
And take your time to chew,
But if you choose not to do so,
Then you will pee-yew.
©
Adamsart 
andy1076
/ February 23, 2013Sooooooo don’t eat my brocoli too fast? 😀
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Okay, as long as you don’t eat my chocolate too fast! 🙂
andy1076
/ February 24, 2013*Crunch* mmmm wut chocolate? 🙂
Deb
/ February 24, 2013I do have four wombies, so I always have chocolate! 🙂
andy1076
/ February 24, 2013That’s quite a bit of work to raise them lol 😉
Deb
/ February 24, 2013To say the least! 😉 🙂
Binky
/ February 24, 2013And quite a bit of chocolate, too!
Deb
/ February 25, 2013and spam, wine gums, and ice cream!
Binky
/ February 25, 2013Those help, too.
Wendell A. Brown
/ February 24, 2013I love it Deb, you are so magnificently creative! Have a wonderful Sunday!
Deb
/ February 24, 2013I was in an odd mood….Glad you like it, Wendell! 🙂
arjun bagga
/ February 24, 2013😀
Deb
/ February 24, 2013🙂
Krystiana
/ February 24, 2013-dobre——very nice dday 😉
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Thanks Krystiana! You have a good day too! 🙂
prenin
/ February 24, 2013Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew!” 🙂
Love and hugs! 🙂
Prenin.
Deb
/ February 24, 2013And in lingers around to other pews too! 😉
Love and hugs! xxx
penpusherpen
/ February 24, 2013a very graphic poem Deb, … made me laugh, which is nice on a cold Sunday afternoon… 🙂 . xPenx
Deb
/ February 24, 2013So there is humor in truth! 😉 Glad it made you smile! 🙂 xxx
marina kanavaki
/ February 24, 2013😆
😆
Deb
/ February 24, 2013😆 🙂
Valentine Logar
/ February 24, 2013Very funny, very cute. 😉
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Thanks Val!
xxx
Hannah Sterry
/ February 24, 2013Teehee! I might just have to read this one to my little brother! 😛
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Maybe he will learn something from it, Hannah! 🙂
Sandee
/ February 24, 2013Hahaha!
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Glad you got a chuckle, Sandee! 🙂
RoSy
/ February 24, 2013How does drinking veggies fit into this? (Like a smoothie)
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Gulping. 🙂
dontchawannadream
/ February 24, 2013Ahahah so funny 😀
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Glad you got a laugh out of it! 🙂
Novroz
/ February 24, 2013good advice 🙂
that giraffe looks so vacant
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Because he’s bored eating so slow. 🙂
Thanks Novroz!
Wendy Reid
/ February 24, 2013hahaha…funny Deb. 🙂 xo
Deb
/ February 24, 2013Glad you liked it, Wendy! 🙂 xxx
Binky
/ February 24, 2013Just eat chocolate and you won’t have that problem.
Deb
/ February 24, 2013I know, that ideal, but us human have to eat our veggies to stay healthy…just not eat them fast. 😉
Binky
/ February 25, 2013Poor humans.
Deborah
/ February 25, 2013hilarious ! Loved it!
Deb
/ February 25, 2013Glad you got a laugh out of it, Deborah! 🙂
xxx
spilledinkguy
/ February 25, 2013I’m with Binky – I was just going to suggest that maybe I should skip the veggies entirely and head for the pizza…
🙂
Deb
/ February 25, 2013And today I think I’ll agree with you…pizza sounds good! 🙂
Binky
/ February 25, 2013Not bad at all.
violetski
/ February 25, 2013Lovely !lovely !lovely! 😄😄😄😄❤
cat
/ February 25, 2013Hello, Deb, greetings … haven’t heard from you in a while … you are always in thoughts … and Binky … much of the states is getting pummelled by snowstorms these days … hope you are okay?
We are having a snowy day today as well here in AB, but the cold spell is over. So I call this a beautiful day … and a perfect day to visit blogger friends like you. I’m so happy to now you and your art, Deb. One day I would like to send you my baby daughter’s photo … and ask you to make a drawing of it. Maybe a pencil or coal drawing … similar to the drawing of you mumme. Please let me know, what you think, hmmm?
Deb
/ February 26, 2013It’s still cold here too, but not snowing, and I don’t know if we’ll be getting anymore either…I hope not.
I haven’t done a charcoal drawing in a few years now, and don’t feel I could do a portrait right now of her. But I do know someone that could. You may even know her. Her name is Cha, and she is a very good portrait watercolorists. I think she could help you. 🙂
Here is her link: http://dontchawannadream.wordpress.com/
If I ever get back into charcoal drawings again I will let you know, Cat!
Love and hugs xxx
Tony McGurk
/ February 25, 2013I get the hiccups if I eat too fast. Then Michelle says “You ate that too fast”
Deb
/ February 25, 2013Happens to me all the time! 😉 🙂
jbstoons
/ February 26, 2013Moma always said chew your food don’t gulp it. Lol
Deb
/ February 26, 2013She taught you well, Jeremy! Gulping food can cause all kinds of digestive problems. 😉 🙂
Eddie Two Hawks
/ February 26, 2013I needed a good morning chuckle; very imaginative; thank you very much Deb!
Deb
/ February 26, 2013Well I’m very happy to be the one that brought a chuckle to your morning, Eddie! 🙂
Have a terrific day! 🙂
shreejacob
/ February 28, 2013Oh dear…I do know how that feels…hehe!
Deb
/ February 28, 2013That’s good! 🙂
gourmandchic
/ March 4, 2013love it and what a cute giraffe!!!
Deb
/ March 5, 2013Thank you! 🙂
Gray Dawster
/ March 8, 2013Just calling by to munch
on a few veggies 🙂 mmmm xxx
Have a lovely wrestling night 😉
Deb
/ March 9, 2013Thank you! 🙂
Wrestling was pretty good last night! 🙂
xxx
Gray Dawster
/ March 9, 2013Wrestling is good every night when you watch it, you are the number one fan 🙂 Have a wicked rest of afternoon and lovely evening Deb 🙂 xxx
Deb
/ March 9, 2013Yes, which only proves I’m a big kid at heart! 😉 🙂
Have a great evening and rest of weekend, my friend! 🙂 xxx
Carl D'Agostino
/ March 14, 2013Reminds me to dig up some whimsical stuff of my own for posts.