Buzz drank some red wine from his crystal glass,
while he was trying to walk, but he fell on his ass.
As he looked around the room while he sat on the floor,
he thought of the wine and wanted some more.
So he got on his feet and brushed off the glass,
but he had cut his hand…oh what an ass!
Then he was bleeding, and crying the blues,
because he got blood on his blue suede shoes.
So he went off to the kitchen to get that drink,
but he got very nauseous and puked in the sink.
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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “crystal,” with a word limit of 100 words. This one comes in at 100 words.
hashtags #flashfiction and #getpublished.
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Image Credit: Google Search
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Binky
/ June 20, 2013Buzz sounds like a winner!
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Yeah, he’s a winner alright! 😉 🙂
RoSy
/ June 20, 2013Poor Buzz – Just not his day!
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Not in the least. 😉
lscotthoughts
/ June 20, 2013Great job, Deb, but poor Buzz! 🙂 Sending lots of love and hugs! xoxo
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Thanks Lauren!
I think Buzz ought have some coffee. 🙂
Sending you much love and hugs xxx
penpusherpen
/ June 20, 2013That’s what boozing too much whilst drinking from the best crystal will do for you, and then you end up staring into the plughole, bringing it all back!! Wow Deb, memories are made of this. 😉 Wonderfully poetic description, hugs aplenty. xPenx
Deb
/ June 21, 2013A lesson we can learn it never give your fine crystal to a drunk.
Buzz’s lesson is. Well, I bet he didn’t learn a thing…lol
Thanks Pen!
Love and hugs xxx
prenin
/ June 21, 2013Good one! 🙂
Not only dead on one hundred words, but poetic too!!! 🙂
Boy do I remember doing this kind of thing when I was younger!!! 🙂
Love and hugs!
Prenin.
Deb
/ June 21, 2013This one sort of reminds me of your neighbor, Doug. 😉
Thank you, Prenin, I’m glad you like it!
xxx
marina kanavaki
/ June 21, 2013I love this writing talent of yours unveiling, Deb!
🙂 xxxxx
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Thank you, Marina. I’ve glad your loving it! 🙂
Have a great day!
xxx
shreejacob
/ June 21, 2013Well now….it seems a little familiar..hehehe
Deb
/ June 21, 2013It’s something frequent for Buzz. 🙂
Krystiana
/ June 21, 2013-kryształowych dni tobie Deb;-)
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Thank you, Krystiana!
Gray Dawster
/ June 21, 2013Eeeeeeeeeeeeuw puking in
the sink like that how gross 😦
I think that Buzz should Buzz
Off after doing that 🙂 🙂
I like it Deb, keep these little gems coming 🙂
Andro xxxx
Deb
/ June 21, 2013I know….The sink with have to be bleached! 🙂
Thanks Andro! 🙂
xxx
Gray Dawster
/ June 21, 2013I think Buzz will need a
breath cleanser too 😦 Eeeuw
Andro xxxx
Deb
/ June 21, 2013Yes, as that too needs to be bleach. 😉
xxx
aussieian2011
/ June 22, 2013Didnt know whether to laugh or feel sad for Buzz in that little tipster story.
Ian/Emu
Deb
/ June 22, 2013What ever you want, Ian! 🙂
Enjoy your day! 🙂
Valentine Logar
/ June 22, 2013Given his situation perhaps he should have been drinking from plastic. Just a thought 😉
Deb
/ June 22, 2013I agree. Never let a sloppy drunk use the good crystal. 😉
Thanks Val!
Christy Birmingham
/ June 23, 2013Haha! It’s a poetic flash 🙂 Such fun!
Deb
/ June 23, 2013Yes, and I’m glad you like it. 🙂
Thank you, Christy!
spilledinkguy
/ June 24, 2013Very nicely done, Deb! Just as long as I don’t have to pick-up the kitchen, that is!
*hic*
🙂
Deb
/ June 25, 2013Oh but yes! ‘He who makes the mess, cleans the mess.’ lol
Rachael Black
/ June 24, 2013Perfect Deb!
Deb
/ June 25, 2013Thanks Rach!
Gray Dawster
/ June 25, 2013Have a great day today Deb, I wonder what
you will be painting, writing or drawing today? 🙂
Andro xxxx
Deb
/ June 25, 2013At the moment I’m sipping my first cup of coffee and shaking off the early morning aches and pains…lol
I don’t know, I hope I think of something soon.
I still got one more word to go for this month’s flash in the pan.
xxx
Gray Dawster
/ June 25, 2013I finished mine last week so I can concentrate of adding a few different pieces for a change, well they might, I mean have been on my old Space before but they are definitely new on this one 🙂 😉
I hope that your day is a lovely one, hopefully spent drinking in the sunshine whilst glimpsing would-be-wrestling-hunks at the beach 😉 Well I only said 🙂 lmao
Andro xxxx
Deb
/ June 25, 2013So I wonder now what you might be drawing or writing about today. Actually, I need to get over to your space to see if I missed anything thing you’ve already posted.
Trust me, there are no hunks and babes
on our beaches. They’re either fisherman, or people over 110 years old…lol You must be thinking of the beaches of Florida or California.
xxx
Binky
/ June 25, 2013What? I’m cancelling my vacation plans!
Deb
/ June 26, 2013Ah shucks!
Tony McGurk
/ June 26, 2013Go Buzz Go!!!
His wife will be surprised when she goes to wash the dishes. Maybe Buzz can blame it on the dog