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Flash: Coffee

DrinkCoffee2 - Copy“Betty, I’ve got some news to tell you.”
“What is it Max?”
“I’ve lost my job.”
“Oh no, again! How will we survive?
“I don’t know.”
“I’ll fix coffee, Max, to ease your mind”, while thinking, “But serve it to the bum poisoned so I can collect his life insurance!”

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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “Coffee,” with a word limit of 50 words. This one comes in at 50 words.

Flash: Waitress

img-thingTed and Barbara finished reading the dinner menu, set them down on the table, then sipped their ice teas while they waited for the waitress to arrive to take their order.
Arriving with a big smile the waitress asked,
“Are you ready to order?”
Ted ordered a thick Rib-Eye steak and baked potato, and Barbara ordered a vegetable platter.
With a plate in each hand the waitress returned to their table.
Ted shouts out
“I don’t want this steak since you carried it with your thumb in it!”
She replied,
“I had to or I would have dropped it again!”

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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “Waitress,” with a word limit of 100 words. This one comes in at 100 words.

Image credit goes too picturesof.net

Flash in the Pan: Cantina

Neither Alberto nor Maria had ever had these feelings for anyone ever before. It was a night both of them would always remember.
They each had one more shots at the local cantina, gathered up their things and left into the pouring rain and wind.
His eyes searched the dirt road for a cab. He saw one, waved his hand as he whistled to get its attention. The cab stopped; he got in and asked her to join him.
She replied, “I don’t want to sit with you in that cab any more than I did in that cantina!”

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Mexican cartoon-watercolor-2013-03-16-trans-2Better luck next time little dude.

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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “Cantina,” with a word limit of 100 words. This one comes in at 99 words.

Image credit goes to Deb Adams,  originally posted here.

Flash in the Pan: Chocolate

“Would you like these almonds sonny?”

“Sure, thanks Ma’am,!” Billy replied.

Here, here’s a few more.”

Billy turns around in his bus seat and asked her,
“Thank you Ma’am, but why don’t you just eat them yourself?

“ Can’t. I can only suck the chocolate off them without my teeth.”

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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “Chocolate,” with a word limit of 50 words. This one comes in at 50 words.

Image credit: Indanesia

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