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Flash: Waitress

img-thingTed and Barbara finished reading the dinner menu, set them down on the table, then sipped their ice teas while they waited for the waitress to arrive to take their order.
Arriving with a big smile the waitress asked,
“Are you ready to order?”
Ted ordered a thick Rib-Eye steak and baked potato, and Barbara ordered a vegetable platter.
With a plate in each hand the waitress returned to their table.
Ted shouts out
“I don’t want this steak since you carried it with your thumb in it!”
She replied,
“I had to or I would have dropped it again!”


This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is “Waitress,” with a word limit of 100 words. This one comes in at 100 words.

Image credit goes too picturesof.net

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  1. Yikes!!! Good one Deb, Some things you just don’t want to know methinks 😉 I wonder sometimes when you complain about something wrong, do they actually spit? I bet they do!! hugs galore my lovely friend. xPenx

    • I’ve heard that they do. So one never really knows. Going out to eat is always a gamble one takes.

  2. That sounds like what goes on around here! Better off just to eat and not to know.

  3. Always marvelous, all that you do and share, i nominated you last night for ‘The Inner Peace Award’, you always bring that to us each day…Much love to you Deb and your family and may God always continue to bless you!

    • Oh Wendell, I just had a look at your post. Thank you for thinking of me…I’m honored.

  4. artscottnet

     /  June 11, 2013

    very clever 🙂

  5. I would have thought if the thumb was sexy enough that it would only add to the deliciousness of the meal 🙂 Obviously not in Ted’s case though, ahhh well I will wait for my turn 😉

    Another excellent read my great friend 🙂

    Andro xxxx

    • But it was already on the floor once. 😉 Now I know you don’t want that. 😉
      Thanks Andro!

  6. Good one, Deb! You’re great at those little twists at the end, whether they’re funny or creepy! 🙂 Love and hugs! xoxo

  7. Ha ha ha…I like it Deb. Remind me not to order steak at this restaurant..or at least to make sure I don’t get the same waitress. 😉 xo

    • Haha, I knew you’d like it, Wendy! You’ve got a great sense of humor! 🙂

  8. I’d rather not know — LOL

  9. Still chuckling!!! 🙂

    Love and hugs!


  10. What fun! LOL! 😀

  11. Five second rule!

  12. LMAO. Again, good one Deb.

  13. I have managed to click the ‘Like’ it
    wasn’t working again yesterday but
    today all is fine again 🙂 🙂 Yaaaay

    Are you beaching it again today Deb? 😉

    Andro xxxx

    • Thank you for clicking it. I had no idea it was not working. I remember you had that issue several months ago.
      No beaching today. It’s going to be too windy, and expecting rain as well.

  14. HA! Steak a-la floor!

    • You got it, Sig! Rare or medium…lol Just kidding ya!
      Have a great weekend! xxx

  15. Hehehehe! Yup sometimes better not to know.

    PS: Love the new look of the blog too 😀


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