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Flash in the Pan: Buffet

50s-housewife-experiment - Copy“That’s it, I’ve had all I can take of this nonsense! One small dinner party after another and everyone of them left me feeling, well…distressed!” Betty exclaimed to Max while washing the dishes.
“So what do you intend to do about it, hold a banquet?” Max asked with curiosity as he dried dishes.
Betty eyes light up. “That’s it!” I’ll have one next month, then I can have everyone together. Your brilliant Max!”
“I was kidding, Kitten.” Max called Betty Kitten all the time.
“ Well I’m not!”
The big day arrived. Betty then gets all the food put out on the buffet tables making it look nice and pretty. Her guests arrive, fill up their plates and enjoy a nice meal with pleasant conversation.
That night after her guests had left, Betty lies in bed smiling, while wickedly thinking. “Finally, no distress, since they’ll all be dead by morning.”

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This is part of the M3 Flash in the Pan word challenge.
Challenged word is buffet with a word limit of 150 words. This one comes in at 150 words.

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  1. Remind me not to accept a dinner invitation at Betty’s house. Nice work Deb. 🙂 xo

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    • I will…she’s a bit too sensitive for me too. 😉
      Thanks Wendy! 🙂
      xxx

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  2. You are on a roll with these ghoulish endings my great friend but hey I like it so keep up the good work 🙂 Wow your Space is creepier than mine at the moment so I had better let some of my Zombies out of their cages and have a blood-fest me thinks? 🙂 😉 lol Have a lovely rest of weekend Deb and thank you for the giggle at the end of your story 🙂

    Andro xxxx

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    • Andro, you are always more than generous with you compliments.
      Yes, for those that don’t know me would be thinking much the same.
      Don’t you said them flesh eating things over here! They might eat Betty!…lol
      I’m having a pretty good weekend, and hope you are too, my friend!
      xxx

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      • Yes it’s been a nice Saturday with sunshine and a time for some relaxing, in other words no running around the garden in the niff, okay joking, but it has been a nice weekend so far and thank you for asking my sweet friend 🙂

        I won’t send the Zombies over without
        first teaching them some manners 🙂 lol

        Andro xxxx

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        • Glad to hear your having a relaxing day, Andro.
          You are most welcome.
          Okay, but if Betty gets to weird, we may need them as themselves, if you know what I mean.
          You have a good night, my friend. I’ve got some more relaxing of my own to do.
          Hugs xxx

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          • This is good to know and I hope that your relaxing is of a wonderful nature 🙂 I will be adding another posting soon, but there is always the morrow to view it my sweet friend so have a lovely rest of evening Deb and be good, if you like I mean? 😉

            Andro xxxx

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  3. ciao! will be weary of buffets and in particular if betty invites 🙂

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    • Well, you could go, but if you stress her out, I wouldn’t go the second time. 😉

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  4. I knew Betty had something up her sleeve, not to mention, something in the food! 🙂 Another good one, Deb! I’m enjoying this other talent of yours! Hugs a plenty! xoxo

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    • I guess she needs to be a little less suspicious. 🙂
      Thanks Lauren!
      Have a great rest of the weekend…love and hugs xxx

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  5. Binky

     /  June 8, 2013

    Ha, I thought that’s what she was going to do! I guess that’ll be the party to end all parties.

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  6. Hmmmm…

    Enough to put you off dinner parties for life!!! LoL!!! 🙂

    Love and squishy hugs!

    Prenin.

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    • Literally if you attend hers. 😉 🙂
      Love and squishy hugs to you too!
      xxx

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  7. Love it! The picture with it is perfect 🙂
    xxx

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    • .I’m very glad to hear that, coming from you! 🙂
      I thought so too. 😉
      xxx

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  8. Whew- Glad I RSVP’d
    x Regrets

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  9. Good one, Debs, …You are definitely getting into the minds of these erm…shall I say, murdering types? … I for one will bring my food tester everywhere I go now… for fear of being on the receiving end of a quick yet tasty death.. 😉 Mind you, if someone poisoned my chocolate, what would I d? ‘twould be curtains, for sure. ( I know,…the old joke …Pull yourself together!!) Heh!! Hope your Sunday has been a good one, … mine’s pick and mix.. (why always sweets I arsk you? ) 😉 hugs aplenty xPenx

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    • Just how big is that food tester, does it fit in your purse?… 😉
      Poisoned chocolate?…now that’s a horror story all it’s own, and of the worst kind!
      My Sunday has been good. no complaints. Let’s hope we both have a nice evening. 🙂
      Thank you for the visit, my friend…it’s always a pleasure!
      Hugs xxx

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  10. These are just wonderful Deb. I am so enjoying the trend.

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  11. Yikes! Suddenly I’m feeling much better about being left off Betty’s guest list!
    🙂

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  12. Wicked humor bwahahaha!!

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  13. Not an invitation I would like to attend.. :-(…. Great story line Deb xxx

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  14. I bet Max is worrying too after all that he ate. Disturbing, very disturbing.

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  15. Ooo….this Betty isn’t someone I’d like to meet…or eat whatever she cook..lol

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