Blow a bubble with bazooka gum,
Have a piece its so much fun.
Get to chewing, and enjoy the taste,
And keep the wrapper; it’s not a waste.
Now stick your tongue through the gum,
I’m series now, so do it hon!
Blow the bubble without a fuss,
Boom! There is goes; what a bust!
Now remove the gum with your fingers,
Wipe nose and face; leave nothing to linger.
Now it’s time to sound like a cow,
Listen really close and I’ll tell you how.
Chew your gum and make it smack,
While mouth is open, you’ll get the knack.
When it’s time for bed and you take out your gum,
Don’t throw it a way for that’s no fun.
Stick it on your bedpost for the night,
And in the morning is will taste all right.
Later in that day when sick of your gum,
Spit it on the ground to let the sun,
Melt it to sticky goo,
For someone to step in with their shoe.
So if you get bored and want to look dumb,
Get a piece of Bazooka Gum.
Have Some Fun!
© Deb Adams 2012